- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
The first one. With references.
Edit: some people have been asking me if i have any more tutorials, which is why i’m reblogging this again :D;;. Hope you guys don’t mind ^^;
I’m “Filing” this away for later….GET IT?! LIKE FINGERSNAILS?! HAHAHAHA
fucking dies
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guys
there are people i want to talk to but im really awkward and im afraid that i creep people out
i just want to be friends with everyone.
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
TH
that’s all it let me type
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
fuck
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
hahahahahahahahahaha
okay lets make this happen
HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG
fuck.
On May 1, 1947 Evelyn McHale leapt to her death from the observation deck of the Empire State Building. She had landed supine on a parked limousine and came to rest in an attitude that suggested peaceful sleep. The photo is often referred to as ‘The most beautiful suicide’.
Photographed by Robert Wiles.
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DAIFUKUUUUUUUUUUU
dude these things are the SHIT <333333333
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
another reason French is the language of love *u*
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shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
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You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.
i might cry.
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and in that moment, i could swear i was my otp
Boom.
Can everyone just reblog this once?
apply cold water to the burn area
^
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Semi-realistic Eye tutorial. Hope you guys find it useful ^^
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My mom just got back from Spain and I guess she missed me or at least missed annoying me because she immediately went to our kitchen, got a banana, and now she keeps holding it out to me saying “phone call for you”
There’s never anyone calling
i cant stop laughing
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